Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
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