Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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