Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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