Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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