So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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