Me. At least after what I've been through.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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