I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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