so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Ladies don't puke and tell
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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