I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Randomize
