Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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