she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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