dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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