I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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