just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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