I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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