That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
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No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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