bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
