i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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