He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
he puts the penis in happiness.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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