I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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