He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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