i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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