this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Fuck appropriateness.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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