What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Randomize
