Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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