I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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