I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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