Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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