Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
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