found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I just googled if crying burns calories
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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