About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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