This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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