In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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