I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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