Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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