I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I need a burrito and a hug.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Come on in and take your pants off
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