Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Randomize
