i jhust puked up my retainher.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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