i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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