Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Randomize
