Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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