Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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