you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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