You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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