It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
