OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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