Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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