Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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