just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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