ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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