it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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