I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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