yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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