Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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