All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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